mom:	why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me:	i am juliet
me:	and he is my romeo
mom:
me:	no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

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How close my mom thinks I am with kids at school... →

wowfunniestposts:

In reality

 Bored? click!

(Source: thecakeisfat, via orgasmic-humor)

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2 days ago

(via chaystar)

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2 days ago

thedarkestglow:

me too

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via cryptic-wh0re)

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2 days ago

first day of school:	30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year:	1 pencil you found in the hallway.

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2 days ago

(Source: wearesleeplessteens, via cu-ts-andstitchess)

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2 days ago

(Source: petitia, via legit-humor)

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3 days ago

When I get an A on my test my mom is like:

chaystar:

But when i fail a test:

(Source: jaaywhuuuut)

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3 days ago

(via chase-bitches-fuck-hoes)

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3 days ago

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy, via kamholmes)

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